Paula
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Post by Paula on Jun 3, 2005 10:08:36 GMT -5
Samantha: Who's there?
Officer #1: Police! Open up!!
Samantha: Which police??
Officer #1: Well, maam, we've had a lot of complaints about you lately. Let's see, we've got the frying police, the sugar police, the white flour police, the high-fat biscuits and gravy police...hello?...maam?... Quick! Knock down the door! I think she's escaped!
Officer #2: Sir! Back here! The neighbor saw her running out the back door!
Neighbor: Yes! She was in a panic! She asked me which was closer - Ardmore, Oklahoma or Two Harbors, Minnesota! Then she ran off in a southeasterly direction screaming, "Florida!...sanctuary!...Must...get...help! She was a crazy woman! Just crazy! I never did trust that gal. She's always just seemed so...crazy.
Officer #1: Well, men. Our work here is done. Let's see, what's next on the agenda. There's an order here for some sweet thing in Ardmore. I hear she's a fox, but she needs nutritional help bad. Let's head that way...
How's that for a knock-knock joke, Katie? A little over the top maybe?
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Post by Mom2boys on Jun 3, 2005 11:19:34 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Samantha on Jun 3, 2005 11:57:14 GMT -5
oh my GOODNESS!!!
I am literally holding my sides from laughing so hard, i might even have literally peed my pants...(not enough kegels, LOL)
Oh my...my girls are asking me what is so funny and i can hardly see to type this one through all the tears in my eyes...so much for mascara today, LOL....
Paula, you are a total HOOT, or maybe even a LOON, LOL....I am still giggling, ;D
You need to become a writer!!! definitely!!! That was an inspired peice of work you have there, LOL...you gotta copy it and paste on HB!!!!
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Katie
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Post by Katie on Jun 3, 2005 14:19:13 GMT -5
Oh Paula...that is AWESOME!!!! ;D
Love ya!
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Post by Katie on Jun 3, 2005 19:43:31 GMT -5
Hey Sam!
Stop in the name of the Law-rd!!!!!!!
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Post by Paula on Jun 3, 2005 21:43:00 GMT -5
;D We just tickle ourselves, don't we? I wonder how fast the "law-rd" police can run? I've got kind of a slow-mo picture in my head. A donut shop is somewhere in that picture, too.  |
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Post by Samantha on Jun 3, 2005 22:45:01 GMT -5
oh no! Never, once this old gal starts a runnin', there ain't no stoppin' her!
Who knows, i might make all the way to Florida and convert Tina......(cackle, cackle, cackle) ;D
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Post by Mom2boys on Jun 4, 2005 4:58:42 GMT -5
;D
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Post by Mom2boys on Jun 4, 2005 5:03:10 GMT -5
Well, hurry up and get here. I have co-op today and could use your help! We'll have fried chicken when we're done in honor of your prescence. ;D
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Post by Samantha on Jun 4, 2005 10:03:59 GMT -5
sorry, the heat and humidy is just killin' me! and the BUGS!!! oh MY!! this is stuff horrer movies are made of!
I will only help if you let me make your poor dh some good ol' gravy...with BACON GREASE!
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Post by Katie on Jun 4, 2005 10:30:56 GMT -5
I'll ship down some homemade pies, with a lard crust to help get y'all through the day. (Did I do that southern thing right? Y'all?  ) ;D |
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Post by Paula on Jun 4, 2005 10:49:58 GMT -5
Okay, now, girls, you're not helping me any at all here. I'm trying so hard to be good, but the thought of gravy in good old bacon grease, fried chicken, and a lard-crust pie is sending me over the edge.
Actually, my biggest weakness at the moment is that wonderful, wonderful new creation - Coke with Lime. If I could get that under control, I'd lose my 10 pounds next week!
Also, it seems like we're hogging this thread, so I'll let the others (who may be reading along and thinking we're slightly off our rockers) in on "us" a bit.
Samantha, Katie, and I know Tina from a sahm board and she invited us over here to her new HEALTH board. Samantha, as you can tell, really should not even be here. ;D (JK, Sam!! Love you!) Samantha and I both live in Oklahoma, but we've never met. We're probably about 4 hours apart. Katie, the soap lady, lives in Minnesota. (I only mention all that in case anyone wondered about the geography stuff in the original post on this thread. Tina, as well all know is the sanctuary lady in Florida! Three cheers for Tina!)
I need to go eat something. Wonder what's in my kitchen?
Katie, you did very, very well with the ya'll thing. I've trained you well, young jedess.
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Post by Mom2boys on Jun 4, 2005 12:39:26 GMT -5
He'll love you for that! Then of course , I'd have to turn you in.....  |
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Post by Katie on Jun 4, 2005 14:28:45 GMT -5
He'll love you for that! Then of course , I'd have to turn you in..... ....AFTER she sneaks to the kitchen and..... ;D |
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Post by Mom2boys on Jun 4, 2005 14:32:45 GMT -5
I actually had some organic bacon today. Nitrite and Nitrate free of course. It's actually much better than the store kind. It's made by a company called Beelers. You can search for them online. It doesn't shrink, it's thick sliced and more meat than fat . Yum! Cody and I had some after we did the grain co-op today because we were starving!So, see ladies, you can be healthy and eat bacon!
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